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Hey all you Jason Voorhees junkies! Do you cross the days off your calendar every night and think to yourself "How will I make it all the way to 2009 with no new Camp Crystal Lake adventures to soothe my soul? How? Hoooooowwwwwwwwwww?"? Do you weep softly when you realize that the numbers on your "Countdown to Friday" computer widget don't seem to get any lower? Are you thinking of using your birthday wish to hurry up the clock? Well, weep no more, you friggin' weirdo! I'm here to help soothe your jangled nerves...to calm you by providing a cinematic salve comprising a hockey mask, some blood, this camp place, cocoa butter, and the lightest scent of rosehips...I give you...Friday the 13th: Mother's Day!

Mother's Day is a feature-length fan film based on the young adult novel of the same name. Picking up after the events of Jason Goes to Hell, a hunter out doing his thing at Camp Crystal Lake finds Jason's mask, gets infused with The Spirit, and goes all crazy-like. Enter partying teens, mayhem ensues.

There's clips and trailers at the site, and you can actually download the entire film for free...which I'll be doing shortly. I mean, it can't be worse than Jason Goes to Hell, right? And I give what the kids might call "mad props" to anyone shooting a feature-length film on the cheap. Fan film power, activate!

Incidentally, I have no idea whether or not rosehips are something you'd want in a salve. In fact, I think maybe they're actually something you eat. It sounded good, though.