tonight!

Or, more accurately, this late afternoon! The Viscera Film Festival is nigh, and I am pumped. Oodles of special guests and, even better, oodles of horror films directed by women. I've never been more proud of my vagina!

Wait, that's not true. I was extremely proud when she won the Tri-State Regional Spelling Bee in 1987. She almost flubbed up "onomatopoeia", but in the end she nailed it.

Forgive me. Today the power of the horror movie flame BURNS! Go to Viscera if you are able and be the envy of...people who don't go.