use your ears!

Tonight, all none of your dreams will come true if you tune into The Scare-ening at 8pm PST! Like so:

My co-host and cohort Heidi and I will be taking your calls (yes, calls from YOU!) and talking about, among other things, The Human Centipede. Those of you without ears should not fear: I'll be reviewing the film here soon.

Until tonight, my sweets. Mua ha ha, or something.