why don't you go read some other site?

Yeah, YOU. Why don't you go take a gander at the AMC Monsterfest Blog where they've posted yet another column by moi truly? Hmm? Well, why don't you?

This time 'round it's all about made-for-TV horror movies.

I think I'm turning into an old person who lives only to talk about the past. It's as if I spend all my days at the horror version of a VFW Post or something, reminiscing about that time Johnny got his leg blown off and I reattached it with only spit, leaves, and moxie...only there seems to be a serious lack of pancake breakfasts at this Post.

Mayhaps next week I'll make an attempt to write about something that These Kids Today can really relate to, like Crystal Pepsi or rock-n-roll. Or Rob Zombie movies! No one ever talks about Rob Zombie movies. Or torture porn! That would be awfully topical, don't you think?

Holy crap I love Salem's Lot.