hooray!

Bring your good times, and your laughter too! 'Tis a day of joyous celebration, folks, for 39 years ago on this very day, Yasmine Bleeth was brought into the world...and 26 years before that, I was brought into the world. In other words, today is my birthday. Huzzah, indeed.

Normally I wouldn't mention this sort of thing, but it just so happens that the Final Girl 2-year anniversary was a few days ago, so I thought it might be fun to bust out some Riunite (on ice, it's so nice!) to celebrate. Wow, I've been doing this blog thing for two whole years. Time flies when you're something something. Now then, let's all join hands, sway a bit, and try not to fall asleep during the...

FINAL GIRL TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA!

...please welcome your hosts Charles Nelson Reilly, Freddy Krueger candle, and Carol Levy of Jack Sholder's Alone in the Dark!

"..."

"I can do this!"

So what's the first extravagant extravaganza showpiece, hosts?

"..."

"Look at me!"

Ooooookay, maybe I have to do this myself. Umm...so...

Sorry, when I found out that Charles Nelson Reilly, Freddy Krueger candle, and Carol Levy would be hosting, I thought this really might be an extravaganza. Where's Rod Roddy when you need him?

"A new car!"

Damn. This just isn't working out at all. Oh well, maybe next year. In the meantime, thanks for reading, and keep reaching for the stars!